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[noabsolutes]

[Poll #1651289]

Comments

[hydrogen-atom.livejournal.com]

you forgot "FUCK NO WHAT IS THIS SHIT BURN IT IN A FIRE"

no

[d-flyby.livejournal.com]

you're lucky noscript is blocking me from voting because this is just the grossest thing ever

why don't you get a bay seasoning body scrub while you're at it (no wait you'd probably like that wouldn't you)

[fireworksandice.livejournal.com]

Is there a shrimp-in-grits smell? ;)

[mythrai.livejournal.com]

I'd be petrified of making my husband go into anaphylactic shock :C hahah