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Nov. 21st, 2011 09:02 pm
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two things i learned just now:

1) microwave popcorn expires

2) the microwave popcorn i just found in my cabinet expired three years ago

also, i cannot find my soup spoon :(

Date: 2011-11-22 02:41 am (UTC)
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Date: 2011-11-22 03:28 pm (UTC)
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i only have one SOUP SPOON omg i am drowning in teaspoons

Date: 2011-11-22 03:34 pm (UTC)
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I'm not ragging on you, but it's just amusing.

Date: 2011-11-22 03:50 pm (UTC)
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tbf it's actually hilarious :(

Date: 2011-11-22 02:51 am (UTC)
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Wow! I didn't think I knew that about popcorn!

I only have one soup spoon, too. Plus a set of Asian spoons I use.

Date: 2011-11-22 04:58 am (UTC)
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yeah definitely don't eat expired popcorn, did that once accidentally and I was so sick

Date: 2011-11-22 03:28 pm (UTC)
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I hate it when I'm cleaning out my pantry and I find something with no expiration date or sell by date. WHAT DO I DO?! I just throw it away if it looks mangled cause who knows wtf is in there.

TW for hoarder parent story:

When I was in high school my mother made some chili and put a packet of crackers on the table. I opened it and crumbled some in my chili. I noticed that there were little black bugs all over the place. I freaked out and told her about them. She was unbothered and told me to get over it and just eat the chili. I forever put crackers in plastic ziplocs.

Date: 2011-11-22 04:54 pm (UTC)
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Just so you know? That won't actually stop them, I've lost so many boxes of pasta to those little fuckers despite bagging them.

Date: 2011-11-22 05:01 pm (UTC)
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Noooo! :(

Date: 2011-11-22 03:55 pm (UTC)
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Dereke and I had the same revelation last night re: popcorn.

Him: I think this popcorn is bad.
Me: Why? How can it go bad?
Him: Well, all of the butter leaked out into the plastic and is now a crunchy coating on the outside of the bag.
Me: Oh. Well you should throw it out.


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